Passing a parrot

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2004 10:28:16

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good,"
and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."

Post 2 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2004 13:16:09

Lolhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhll!

Post 3 by Jess227 on Tuesday, 14-Dec-2004 20:35:10

Heard this before. Love the joke!

Post 4 by alison (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 6:25:42

heehee.

Post 5 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 6:32:19

Wow, Season, your jokes are great!!!!!

Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 9:25:12

Hahahahaha!